What happens to porn stars who have been around for awhile but are starting to lose the fight against time ? Well if they are as slutty and sex-crazed as Summer Cummings they end up on both sides of the camera and try their hand at producing as well as starring in their own movies. Like what Kevin Costner does except they are actually often successful at it. The secret to their success is quite simple really…after so many years and so many hundreds of movies chicks like Summer know what people want to see and know what sells…it is rampantly apparent in your pants after even the first few movies that she brought that knowledge, heat and intensity as well as some of her favorite girlfriends to The Annihilation Of Summer.

This has got to be one of the hottest chick on chick flicks I’ve ever seen and the way these sapphic sluts go up, down, in and out of each other it’s probably safe to say that they have played around together off the camera as well as on and for any of you squirting fans out there you wont be disappointed as these babes have some of the wettest orgasms you will ever see. If this is annihilation I’m sure that every woman out there wants to be annihilated like Summer. The final group action scene is one that you can jack off to repeatedly…strapons, big tits, ultra wet and noisy sex…ahhh the things that wet dreams are made of. The Annihilation Of Summer gets the first ever five cocks-up given to a chick on chick movie.

For as long as tourists have been saving up for sexy vacations, one of the most appealing and travelled to places for hedonistic pleasure filled holidays has always been Brazil…the sexy sights, sounds, and smells of Rio has enriched many a carnal cruise and lust filled holiday. The chicks in Knock Out – Everyone Scores shows us why these Brazilian babes are so well known for their sexy slutty natures and reassure us that even though many things in the world have changed, the slut factor in south american playlands has only gotten hotter if anything.

For anyone who doesn’t know much about boxing, it’s considered unwise at best for boxers to have sex during the week or so leading up to any fight that they are in. But I guess for these guys the temptation when confronted by sluts as full on uninhibited and cock craved as these babes they can throw caution to the winds and get down for some better full on body action. This is an awesome jack-off flick and the chicks are the type of chicks that we watch porn to see. I think they could have had some hot threesome action added but perhaps these boxers didn’t want to share the sweet pieces of ass they were getting to fuck. This one is definitely a watcher folks and Knock Out – Everyone Scores is something that your hand will get to score with too. Four rampant raging-bull cocks-up for this fuckfest.

Now if you’re like me you spend wayyyy too much time watching porn and know next to nothing about the upcoming election other than there is a milf named Paladin running for vice-president and because she is hooked up to a guy that’s gotta be older than yoda she will one day become president. This is who will follow Bush for the Republicans…On the other side you have a black guy whose name sounds an awful lot like Osama (yknow…as in bin laden) and a wishy washy charlie brown guy who if they win would also become president because likely there are too many redneck racists around for Mr. Osama Obama to stay alive for even his first year as pres. I’m sure about now you’re all like thank you very much for letting us know what’s going on…but what the hell does any of this have to do with porn except for the Paladin milf. Well pilgrim it all ties together because this movie Love Hairy Beaver reminds us that no matter who wins and becomes the next president at least we can remember that we get to say goodbye to Bush cos Bush sucks.

Hmmm where to start with the comparisons…I know, I will start with the obvious lies at the beginning. Just like the politicians in the Bush camp the lies start straight off with a hairy beaver that has obviously been trimmed or waxed around the bikini likes and trimmed around the pussy lips. What’s up with that ? You couldn’t go find some truly hairy french chick or something ? Next comparison like with the old bush camp…the tension gets higher and with a bitch named Katrina rolling into town and the VP getting known as a psycho things just get uglier..just like in Love Hairy Beaver where we then get a chick that yeah…she has a hairy pussy…but hey, aren’t all dogs hairy ? Finally we get a hot latina slut that obviously loves cock and loves being filmed…the action is hot and getting you off…then BAM the movie ends and once again just like the last eight years with Bushie you end up feeling let down and screwed over. So other than as an abstract metaphorical statement on current politics and what we have had for the last eight years and what we can be grateful to finally have gone Love Hairy Beaver doesnt have much value and gets a generous one cock-up.

Okay now usually a fever is a bad thing…but for eight times running Nymph Fever 8 shows us that this fever, like the one that Nat King Cole sung of is the kind of fever you want in the morning and all through the night. It’s a shame that guys with frigid wives and girlfriends couldn’t bring their women around these sluts and have the fever be catching…ahhh what a wet and wonderful world it would be. Like seriously in my opinion the people who say that Nymphomania is a disease or illness that should be treated as such should be fucking shot in front of a firing squad…and as for the nymphos in question I have my own special gun to shoot them with too…over and over and over again.

Often these somewhat glossier more ‘pro’ porn movies lose something due to pretentiousness or a misplaced idea of class and style…by going the milf-slut route they totally avoid that pitfall of success and score big with the realism of having nymphomaniacs play nymphomaniacs…aint no slut like a real slut as the saying goes. The women in Nymph Fever 8 are cock and cum fanatics and act like if they weren’t paid to be in this movie they would gladly pay to be in it just to experience the hot suck and fuck action that they themselves receive and deliver scene after scene. My biggest problem with this movie is that like soooo many other slut flicks once again they sell these chicks short on what they are capable of. You get chicks as slutty as this in a movie and you just GOTTA have a gangbang somewhere in it…but they didn’t. Other than that one issue Nymph Fever 8 is super feverishly hot and well worth watching and jacking to and gets a satisfied four cocks-up.

Movies with lots of deep hard pounding anal sex are often among the strongest movies out there because the actresses are almost always the sluttiest sluts that ever did slut and Assfixation 2 is no exception to this rule. The movie starts off in your face and in a hot looking sluts ass with pounding intensity as she services not just one, but two super-size cocks sucking and filling both her holes with these fucksticks and then gobbling them down for some pussy to mouth and ass to mouth action until she gets the creamy goodness she was searching for. The anal slutfest continues and continues to raise the temperature for the rest of the movie including some sizzling chick on chick exploratory deep probing…the writing of slut on these chicks seemed a little stupid and redundant but the sexual levels of depravity and sluttiness reached scene after scene qualify Assfixation 2 as a must see and earns this super-splooge flick a full on four cocks-up.