Beverly Hills Milf Sluts

30. August 2008 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Over at MILFVixen.com they are wrapping up Milf month (august) so named because Milfs are like that last month of summer in that you can often have the most fun in august but you also know that the fun times are winding down as time ticks it’s inexorable way away…and because a true milf is a truly august personage. Sooo let’s look at one of the hotter milfmovies out there for our enjoyment and sexual satisfaction…speaking of satisfaction I think it’s safe to say that even though he was a young celebrity back in the 60s; Mick Jagger never experienced milf-sex back then or he would have been able to get some satisfaction. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is a movie that shows us just what is so damn hot about these more experienced sluts and it’s sure as hell better viewing time than the new (or the old) Beverly Hills 90210.

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Now as anyone who has been reading my blogs knows I’m not a big fan of wasted slut talent. I generally figure if a slut is able to enjoy one cock then that same slut is also able to enjoy more than one cock even more. Simple slut-math. So generally I dont much care for one -on-one sex scenes where holes get wasted. Beverly Hills Milf Sluts is an exception to this rule…like the milfs that are in this movie must have auditioned or the producers just lucked out and managed to come up with some of the sluttiest chicks out there. Four scenes to enjoy…each one hot enough to make you blow your load as these chicks go down, and get down eager to show off their skills and appreciation for well hung guys and even though you can tell that these are the type of babes who fuck multiple times a day…you can still tell that they crave cock action the way a man lost in the Sahara would crave water. Put simply and paraphrasing ‘Field Of Dreams’…if you watch it…you will cum. Four milf-shooting cocks-up for Beverly Hills Milf Sluts.

Anal Xplosion

29. August 2008 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Anal Xplosion is one of those movies that you can watch over and over and over with load blowing, splooge shooting enjoyment…talk about decadent divas doing dirty deeds. Chicks who do anal are known as the pure sluts of porn and these are some of the purest of the pure. Whether it’s threesomes comprised of two chicks and a dude or two dudes banging a chick or even just some guy slut slamming away deeply in all her holes these babes love action and love being filled every way that they can get it

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The movie starts off with sizzling heat from the get-go as a fiery red headed slut bombshell devours some big black cock right in the middle of her kitchen…now that’s what I want for dinner. Then this redhead trades in the black skin for some black hair as she and a raven haired temptress of desire enjoy exploring each other in every way they can until pleasantly interrupted by a well hung stud that fucks them silly and lets them use his cock as a sex toy. On and on it goes…6 scenes (over two hours of hardcore, every whole filled fucking)…with even more threesomes, some crazily deep and intense toy play and all out sluttiness throughout the movie Anal Xplosion is a fuck flick I highly recommend and gets a very solid four out of five cocks-up.

Double D Dolls

28. August 2008 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

So we grow up hearing that dolls are for girls to play with not guys…then a movie like Double D Dolls comes along and shows us that some dolls are actually meant for both guys and gals to enjoy (even if we enjoy them a bit differently). Doll is generally an older term not much used anymore and when it does it has an almost ostentatious feel as though it is describing a beauty that is both timless and fragile. Now I wouldn’t call any of the chicks in Double D Dolls fragile (more like female G.I. Joes with kung-fu jack-off grips) but the sexuality they bring to this movie is certainly timeless cos this is one of those shows that 40 years from now your grandchildren would be jacking off to as young adults just as heartily as you will be watching it nowadays.

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These babes show off their enhanced assets and skill with both cock and pussy indoors and outdoors and are obviously totally into being filmed doing the nasty which just brings all the slutty qualities in these totally slutty babes even more in the open. Something for all of us to enjoy in Double D Dolls and as I said it’s a timeless enjoyment that will last as good standard jackoff material for decades to come. Three rock solid hard cocks-up for Double D Dolls.

Boning The Big Babes

27. August 2008 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Well the title, Boning The Big Babes is completely appropriate in that a boning is definitely needed cos these chicks remind me of junkyard dogs in need of a bone but where they got the word babes from I don’t know. I guess maybe they dig big ugly chicks but I at least prefer my BBWs to have at least one B stand for beautiful. There are enough hot stacked and heavy milfs out there that there is no excuse for a movie like this to be made especially when not only are there no physically attractive attributes beyond big tits…but they don’t even have porn’s needed slut factor for hotness.

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Thankfully the movie is not unendurably long and if you just concentrate on the massive globe-like tits and try to super-impose different faces/rest of bodies on these women you can make it through and maybe feel something similar to arousal when you are done. A far better idea though would be to go through our bbw archives and pick a better movie…try the chunky series…chunky pizza party, chunky cheerleaders etc. Only because these women have probably been insulted enough I will give Boning The Big Babes one patronizing cock-up.

Sex Acts

26. August 2008 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

A stacked actress to make a stacked deck…just like with any ‘best of’ compilation from anything that is successful Sex Acts was a sure winner for primo jackoff material before it ever hit the shelves. Like picture a best of Dr. J and Michael Jordan basketball scenes dvd…instant seller that won’t disappoint any B-Ball fan out there. When it comes to the big names of porn with literally hundreds of movie credits to their names in some cases and you take some of their hot scenes together…same deal for sex fans. An instant hit. Teri Weigel a former porn superstar….one of the first women to be known as a squirter in porn…now a milf superstar as well; kudos to you.

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Sex Acts doesn’t waste too much time with moronic dialogue and each scene quickly segues into living up to the title with sex acts. Now in many movies I would just say ‘oh typical vanilla bs’…not so for this one. Teri has, had and always will have one of those slutty nature that transcends the moment and just comes through the screen at you. She shows that indoors, outdoors, guys, other chicks, she has the magic touch to make them and herself cum over and over and if you enjoy hot sluttiness (and why watch porn if you don’t?) then it’s sure to make you cum too. Four sploogetastically hard cocks-up for Sex Acts.