Goddam you Fox TV. I hope your producers and writers all burn in some HBO crafted hell. Why does this movie bring on this rant you ask? Because (phony) ‘reality’ shows are destroying the entertainment industry…next thing you know they will have ‘reality’ plays on Broadway, but oh my god bringing that shit into porn…if I wanted shit in porn I would be watching scat.

Four mostly time wasting scenes of bimbos who dyslexically deliver a diahretic diatribe where you go oh-my-god won’t you ever shut up and use your mouth for something other than yapping away, like seriously dude, the beginning of each of these scenes you may as well just go off and grab a cheeseburger or something.

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Now to be fair, I will admit that if you were to edit out the bimbo babble and splice together just the sex, then some of this movie would be splooge-worthy.

Loose morals 2 gets that oh so loose number, a zero, on the cocks-up scale because even though like I said, the sex was hot, porn needs to remember that it is porn, and it isn’t there to entertain or to try to be intelligent.

Dude….as if….unfortunately right wing fascist America that we live in now is like totally wayyy too conservative for us to have such a cool place to hang and bang. Something like this you gotta go to eastern Germany or some equally debauched disneyland of decadence out there in nowadays euro-slut Europe. But as far as a fantastical fantasyland to fuck in, Club Godiva is a place and a movie that will roxor your boxers.

Five scenes of the most sweet-ass place in the world to take a load off your feet and some other places that you totally need to get a load off of. Hot chicks willing, ready and eager to fulfill any fantasies that come into their club (mainstream ones anyway) and sizzle onto your screen as they hungrily gobble cock and in one particular super hot scene we get treated to some noisy finger banging and labia on labia action for a lucky customer’s pleasure.

All in all Club Godiva was a decent flick with better than average production values and the number one super seller for all movies, chicks that loved to fuck and gets a fantastical four cocks-up.
Damn tho, they really need to open one of these type of clubs over here.

The 80’s meet whatever the hell we call what we’re in now in this very basic yet often hot flick. First we’ve got these chicks playing karate kid as they whacks on and whack off these dudes and then they show they can really pump up the volume as they bring these lucky guys to some pulse pounding eruptions.

Personally I think it’s much hotter when you watch some ultra-slut getting totally banged and then cum sprayed all over her, but hey in almost all of these ten tempestuous scenes you can tell that these chicks totally dig cock and majorly get off on stroking these guys and milking them til they shoot off.

Handjobs 10 gets two waiting to be satisfied cocks-up but would have gotten a much higher score if they had raised the bar a bit higher themselves.

This movie is a total documentary man…like if you wonder what some 30-something hot-to-trot real life MILF is like, check this movie out. It shows you that basically they consist of some cock-craved nympho who starts off yapping away endlessly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then mysteriously switching from using her mouth to talk to using her body to fuck.

So yeah, in four fairly hot and hardcore tent-rising scenes we get to see that deep down (and I mean DEEP) 30-something wives just want to yammer away pointlessly until finally somebody drives the point that they want home in all their holes.

MILTF 12 was a pretty decent view but finding cock-hungry eager to be fucked MILFs is about as hard as talking a teenager into killing themselves. Three cocks-up for MILTF 12.

Hey Hese…After watching Amateur Hood Humpin 3 I totally feel like getting in a pimped out lowrider and cruising to pick up some righteous black ho to give me some sugar and open both her front and back doors for me to take a ride.

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These obsidian orgasm machines milk these lucky dudes dry but sadly we’re limited to only three scenes. It’s a shame cos some chicks are made for fucking and that is oh so true of these ebony hued whores.

Amateur Hood Humpin 3 gets three cocks-up for its three rim-rocking scenes.