Cameltoe Perversions 3

29. September 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

What does The Whackman find sexier than a puffy camel toe? Five puffy camel toes! Cameltoe Perversions 3 is on Whackman’s craving list as these females’ secrets unfold themselves onto The Whackman’s lap. Let’s do this…

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Smokin’ hot brunette Ariana struts her stuff by a pool in a pair of pink hotpants, a bikini top, and fuck-me boots while Steven admires her camel toe. He then gets to rubbing her pussy before licking and fingering it, and then Ariana turns her oral skills loose on his uncircumcised cock. She lies back so he can rail her missionary style. Ariana trash talks Steven on as he fucks her, and then gets on top to ride him in both cowgirls. She sucks her juices off Steven’s cock, and then gets into position for some pile driving. They return for more missionary work before Steven pops on Ariana’s pussy.

Annie is by the pool in a long sleeved red shirt that barely goes below her tits, a black bikini top, and black shorts. As things move inside, Tony plays with her camel toe. After some foreplay, Tony spins Annie around and lets her take his cock into her throat repeatedly before pulling her shorts aside so she can ride him cowgirl style. Tony pounds Annie’s pussy good and he picks her up to give it to her in mid-air. She sucks his cock clean before getting doggied and spooned. He pops on her tongue and face. Annie gives Tony a quick suck, and finishes herself off until she squirts on the camera.

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Big tittied bottle blonde Sara is in a blue corset, pink panties, and black and clear fuck-me shoes strutting around the pool and mixing it up with Sascha playing with her camel toe inside. Sascha gives Sara’s pussy and ass tongue attention before reciprocate; she then takes it into her throat before letting Sascha drill her bald beaver from behind. Sara sucks his cock clean before riding it reverse cowgirl style and, after, has him pile drive her. They also get in some spooning before Sara takes a facial finish.

After Katja struts around the pool in a little pink outfit, she lets Talon admire her camel toe inside. Katja drops down to suck his schlong before lying back to take it missionary style. Talon lets her have a little more control riding him cowgirl style and showing off her ass, and she tastes plenty of her juices before getting doggystyled. Katja takes a nice facial that she gargles before swallowing down.

After making her way past the pool in a cute blue and pink bikini, Christie lets Justin respect her camel toe on the couch. She rewards him with some sloppy cock sucking and several trips into her throat before telling him that it’s time to fuck. Christie strips off her panties and lies back for Justin to pulverize her before sucking her juices off enthusiastically. She gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride before letting Justin take her from behind and spoon her. All is well that end’s well.

Camel Toe Perversions 3 is an above average porno as there’s some very good talent in the sluts. Each scene had the same formula… walk around the pool, worship the camel toe, suck the cock, fuck missionary or doggie style, and then fuck a couple more positions before finishing with the facial. Although it was redundant, the different personalities made it work. There is good chemistry and energy in the scenes and earned 6 monstrous loads from The Whackman.

Not The Bradys XXX, Hannah Harper Erotique and XCritic

28. September 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

width="143" height="90" hspace="10" vspace="10" border="0" align=left> Another jam packed edition of The Blue Room this week including: a look at Hustler’s break out hit Not The Bradys XXX – one of the best porn parodies we’ve seen and a title worthy of DVD Talk’s Highest Rating; a sneak peek at Hannah Harper: Erotique – gonzo and erotic come head to head and it’s more of a clash than a symphony; news of a huge new adult site spin off coming in October, be the first to get the complete details; Your last chance to enter our Exclusive Blue Room Giveaway where you can win a ton of great prizes including a 17 title compilation pack, gift certificates and more. Also this week we have a ton of reviews of all the latest adult DVD including: Adam and Eve’s Lady Scarface with their contract starlet Carmen Luvana in the title role, Elegant Angel’s Celebsluts with the always beautiful Jenna Haze, Reality King’s First Time Auditions 2 – a promising installment in their new series, and more. Be sure to also check out our Adult Review Database with over 7,300 adult DVD reviews and 500 gay DVD reviews.

2 Young 4 U Too

28. September 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

The sweet taste of young lust. These girls are 2 Young 4 U Too! The youngest girls allowed by law are doing the nastiest things allowed by law just so The DVDShack can sit back and enjoy. If these girls were any younger, it would be a crime to show them to The DVDShack. Nice, very nice.

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Scene 1 starts with Simone bumping into John West while hiking. We quickly hear their thoughts, “She’s so young, I can’t believe I’m thinking like this” and “He’s so hot….I hope he doesn’t think I’m too young” She says we’re all alone here…and they start going at it. Simone has a nice lean body, with natural breasts, and a bald pussy, with a tattoo above it. John eats her out, then she blows him. After some doggystyle, Simone gets into reverse cowgirl on a rock. They switch to missionary and then get in a little bit more doggy until he shoots his load on her face.

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In scene 2, Tony playing the part of a college professor and Nautica is his student. She comes over to his place for some economics tutoring. Again we hear the thoughts of each of them, he thinking she’s too young, but legal, and hot, and her thinking he’s cute, and she likes older guys, and hell she’ll probably get an A. So she just goes for it, and he starts licking her pussy n the couch. She blows him, nice and sloppily before getting her twat sliced in missionary. Tony flips her over and plugs her ass in doggy and then puts her on her back to continue the anal assault. It’s a facial finish as Tony tells Nautica she’s getting an A in economics.

In the final scene, Cherry Lane is home alone while her parents are in Europe. She has managed to make a wreck of her pool. She asks Scott Styles if he can clean the pool by tomorrow, and he says he can do it. When he asks Cherry to show him where the supplies are, she shows him her bedroom. They actually talk out loud this time about her being too young for him, but it doesn’t stop Scott. They start kissing, and then get undressed. Scott goes down on Cherry’s pussy, she then blows him. Cherry climbs on Scotts cock for some vaginal drilling. He then rails her from behind, and also missionary style. He shoots his load in her mouth and she lets it drip out.

2 Young 4 U Too is a pretty good flick. It’s a great concept, and The DVDShack appreciated the angle they came at—as The DVDShack heard the peoples thought on their partner’s age. Cherry Lane is a hot piece of ass and the other two are not too shabby as well. The DVDShack liked the fact that different settings were used instead of the conventional house/hotel room in every scene. 5 loads were fired off in this short, youthful, cinematic adventure.

Down Your Throat 4

27. September 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

What could be better than a sloppy blow job? 13 scenes of sluts who love to suck cock in a sexual orgy of tongues, lips and deep throat penetration. With The DVDShack’s cock being tested 13 times today, the lube is out and in full effect. Alright whores, let’s watch what’s going Down Your Throat 4.

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When Vanda finds Clark trying to clean up an old tuba, she tactfully asks him about blowing and sucking. He quickly gets the hint and unzips his pants so Vanda can start working her oral magic on his cock. She stands in front of him before lying over the arm on the chair to orally clean Clark’s cock, and then moving down to squat between his legs. Vanda works in some titty fucking and until he explodes on her face.

 

Hot brunette Lilit climbs up a ladder to put a few boxes away. When she loses a box, Thomas catches it and notices that she isn’t wearing any panties. She puts on a little show on the ladder for him before losing her skirt and letting Thomas eat and finger her pussy. She climbs down and goes right to sucking his cock. They move on to 69ing before Lilit takes a pop across her tongue.

 

Evelin and Katy start their scene out talking and enjoying umbrella drinks while Alan works out behind them. After he struts in front of them in his speedo, they team up to work on him orally. Evelin and Katy work Alan’s wedding tackle over until he pops, and then swap it between each other.

 

As Alex enjoys a bubble bath, butch bottle blonde Lotti comes in to check herself out in the mirror. He strokes himself a little while watching her, and convinces her to join him. She strips down and sits on the edge to mouth his manhood. She slides into the tub to keep sucking Alex’s cock before sitting down in it as he stands in front of her. Alex gives Lotti a nice and creamy facial.

 

When Frank hears Honey come home, he quickly stops masturbating. She sees what he’s up to and quickly decides that her man needs some loving. She gets down on her knees to suck his cock before getting up to strip out of her dress. She lies on her side so Frank can play with her shaved pussy as she continues to suck him. It doesn’t take long for him to pop across her tongue.

 

Clark starts out the next scene pouring hot brunette Vanessa a glass of white wine. It affects her immediately, as she wants to gives him blowjob right away. She drops to her knees and works her mouth and tongue up and down Clark’s cock. She keeps her eyes and smile working right up to the end of the scene when Clark spews his seed onto her face.

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Gloria teases The DVDShack on the couch before Ricky and Thomas show up with a gift for her. She pulls out a pair of small dildos, but throws them away to get at the real thing instead. She sucks them both simultaneously as she sits on the couch, before lying back on the couch to work them over. They move to the floor for Gloria to suck them back and forth. She takes a disappointing facial.

 

Annett, a cute girl with a red dyed bob, a nose stud, and a tongue stud, smiles at the camera before leaning over to start sucking Lucky. He helps her to throat his cock repeatedly and takes to her through much of the scene. She takes a nice dose of dick droppings around her mouth.

 

Knockout brunette Claudia is on a ladder trying to change a light bulb. When Thomas arrives and sees her having problems, he can’t help but try to take her mind off it by caressing and kissing her ass. Thomas climbs up the ladder so Claudia can suck his cock without kneeling down on the tiles. Claudia gets down on one knee to suck his cock, and then takes a small pop in her mouth.

 

Reka, a cute bottle blonde, starts things out diddling herself while talking to Sisi across the table. He comes around so that she can suck him before they both climb onto the table and keep it up. Reka mugs the camera mercilessly as she sucks Sisi from the side, and finishes things up with an okay pop that she lets dribble out of her mouth.

 

When Thomas gets sick, he lies back and takes his own temperature. Thankfully, he does it orally, and his oral thoughts quickly turn into delusions as brunettes Betty and Thundy appear in nurse’s outfits and start sucking his cock. As they trade back and forth, they work on each other lightly and even let Thomas play with them. The sluts lie back next to each other and let Thomas unleash a decent dose of nutty goodness across their faces.

 

Angelina, a cute brunette, finds Alan lying on the bed spread eagle. She drops her stuffed animal next to him and kisses her way down his chest to start sucking his cock. She continues to suck Alan as he stands up, and pops open her lingerie to show off her natural tits. Angelina picks things up as she sucks and strokes him, and keeps sucking Alan as he lies back before taking a turn on her back that finishes with her getting a nice facial.

 

After Clark takes a break from their chess match, Frank gets a little oral attention from blonde Kitty. She starts out working him over orally before eagerly sliding his cock between her tits and bouncing up and down in front of him. Frank stands up for Kitty to suck him before letting her sit back in his chair and finish things up with a nice facial.

 

Down Your Throat 4 is an okay blowjob movie. The girls are decent looking, and there’s a very nice variety to the looks of the girls. The DVDShack appreciates how the scenes start with a quick lead-in before getting down to business. The only problem is that the scenes are almost all standard blowjobs. There’s very little deep throating, and the whores always take a pretty standard facial. With a title like Down Your Throat, The DVDShack expects a bit of swallowing or some gagging and deep throating. It doesn’t quite live up to the title, but still earned 5 loads of The Whackman’s protein shake.

All About Ass 11

26. September 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

What’s this flick about you ask? It’s All About Ass 11. Need The DVDShack elaborate? When it’s on then it’s on – let’s do the damn thang…

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Francesca’s ass is in full focus as the camera follows her on a long walk into the house. She has smooth tanned skin, long brown hair, a pretty face, and a fit body. After some hot masturbation, she blowjobs Mark when he enters the room. First up is missionary. Then they get into doggystyle and after, there’s a good cowgirl ride with close-ups of her asshole hugging Mark’s cock. She gives him an aggressive blowjob with good hand action and receives a hefty sized facial for her efforts.

The scene opens with a close-up of Renee’s ass. She has a cute face (with a Goth look) and a killer body. Renee gets on all fours on a chair and uses a dildo on her ass. Darren enters and she attacks his meat with her mouth while keeping the dildo in her ass. Some fine no hands sucking leads to Darren tappin that ass in missionary before some sideways action. Cowgirl is next and her bouncing tushy looks good as she slams herself down on Darren. After more nice ass shots in doggy and some ass to mouth, Darren shoots his load in her mouth.

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Honey is a small sexy Latina who has a great set of medium sized natural breasts and a nice booty. After she’s finished her sultry dance, she walks to the couch were she finds a dildo that’s soon sliding in her ass. She gives Mark a decent blowjob, but doesn’t take it deep. Her buns get split in doggy first and while she’s getting fucked she talks to Mark. Reverse cowgirl is next before they lay down for spooning. Honey gets on top for some cowgirl; she bounces until Mark quickly throws her off and fires a big load of all over the side of her face and chin.

Olivia is a nice looking blonde with a good body and a shapely ass. She does some solo anal action with a dildo to prepare for Mark’s prick, but not before she gets his boner in her mouth. She takes it balls deep showing The DVDShack that she knows how to suck cock! His spit soaked dick goes straight up her ass in reverse cowgirl. She then turns toward Mark for cowgirl. She does some good ass to mouth before her crapper is pricked in spoon. The get into doggy and speed up the pace, working up a load of cum that’s fired into her mouth and cheek.

All About Ass 11 is exactly what the title says. It’s use and abuse on the ass thoroughly impressed The DVDShack. The sex is intense and well shot and the sluts were enthusiastic and hot. Legend deserves their props as they picked some thoroughbreds who know how to suck and fuck. 6 gigantic loads of The DVDShack’s love juice were unloaded and these tramps know exactly what “it’s all about”.