Gallery of Sin 2

31. July 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

A virtuous vixen squeezes a tube of passionate pigment…yet…is she ready to illustrate upon the Carnal Canvass?! In Gallery of Sin 2, the theme of Dance exposes the primitive erotic cravings that cry for hot physical contact! The dance and the paintings simultaneously release the creativity that spawn the need to own a moment of erotic exhibitionism and spew the seeds of genius while satisfying the beast within.

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Lola, a witch faced looking chick, dances around a stripper pole to arouse her man. While the other strippers look on, Lola then works her magic using her mouth on dude’s cock before enchanting him to tongue tip her clit. She then sits on a barstool in a butterfly shape while dude thrusts her. Dude takes a seat and has the whore ride his cock. They then get in doggy until it’s moneyshot time. The DVDShack doesn’t agree with the choice in music (elevator shit) playing.

 

A blonde sex kitten named Bunny Luv makes her man pray to her pussy with his tongue. Bunny wraps her mouth around dude’s cock next, and after, takes a nice, rough seat on it. Her tits bounce gloriously while her ass claps. She is then on her back with her knees to her shoulders while dude continues to ravish her cunt. Bunny gets in all fours to get more mileage added on that shaved pussy, and her ass gets drizzled with cum.

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The foreign blonde import Sophie Evans shuts up by filling her mouth with her man’s cock while using a dildo (that’s attached on a wall) on herself. Sophie is then drilled with cock while they stand and facing each other. Sophie sits on dude and bounces rhythmically with dude. They get in doggystyle and dude splats her on her back.

 

Two tramps (amber haired Imelda and dirty blonde Cherry Mirage) simultaneously suck a dude’s cock in a ménage e trois scene. Then Cherry works downstairs on Imelda while Imelda continues on dude. Cherry then gets eaten out by Imelda while dude pulverizes her cunt. Cherry goes for a ride while dude’s face is smothered with Imelda’s twat. Cherry gets dildoed by Imelda while dude doggies the shit out of her. Cherry is the recipient of the dude’s milky goods.

 

In the final scene, the sexy blonde Samantha gets her cookie nibbled on by her man before sitting on a rock to slob her man down. Samantha climbs on top of her man and takes dude cock into the depths of her pussy. She then lies on her back to get the continued railing on her twat and her fake tits bounce real good. While in doggy, dude takes it slow at first and then takes it into hyper speed before letting it all drain out.

 

Gallery of Sin 2 opened up shaky, but the rest of the way was a smooth tour of the gallery. The elevator music didn’t deter these whores from performing as well as they did—and it was above par. The DVDShack appreciates the artistry that Jerome Tanner attempted to present and in doing so, 6 loads were popped off to a successful gallery display of sluts.

Image of Sex

30. July 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Legend’s Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The DVDShack he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what’s going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let’s find out…

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Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary’s tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss’s cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

 

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany’s twat gets beaten up damn good—the bitch’ll need to ice that shit down.

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An okay looking blonde (Missy Monroe) gets a lickin from some dude at her company before gagging on dude’s cock. This tramp knows how to suck a cock. Missy pulls her panties to the side and rides dude on the desk used in scene 1. She then lies back on the desk to get her cunt stabbed with cock. She is bent over the desk to take the dickens from behind and gets nutted inside her. Missy deserves a promotion.

 

The dude from scene 2 watches another porno—this time of a pretty, college girl lookin, long-haired, brunette (Taryn Thomas). Taryn starts by getting hurricane tongued before wrapping her sweet lips around her man’s cock. She spreads her legs wide to invite her man’s rock hard and after, they get in a sideway position to keep the fast pace going. Harder is what she wanted and harder the tramp got. She is face planted while in doggy and her cute face gets drizzled on.

 

In the final scene, dude finally man’s up and goes down on his sexy wife (a brunette with blonde streaks named Randi Wright). Randi gets her pussy French kissed nice and slow before wrapping her luscious lips around her man’s cock. He plugs her shaved cunt and Randi’s moans are angelic. She rides dude and stares at the heavens prior to taking back shots in doggystyle. Randi is creamed in her face and with a proper tit job, this whore has the potential to be something special.

 

The DVDShack’s shares the same Image of Sex that Jerome Tanner envisions. Although the storyline was so-so, the cast did the damn thing in the sexual department. Every chick held their own and the dude’s drilled the shit out their tight pussy’s like fucking professionals. The DVDShack dropped 8 monstrous loads to a good hardcore flick. All The DVDShack’s advice is to fast forward the dialogue… not that you don’t already do that.

Porn Town USA

28. July 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

The DVDShack has entered Porn Town USA, where every man’s dreams come true. Based in the San Fernando Valley, porn capital of the world, The DVDShack has landed in Utopia. Let’s do this…

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In scene 1, a brunette fitness chick with blonde streaks named Aria yearns to get fucked by her man. Aria wastes no time taking her man’s cock deep into her throat. She then takes a seat to get her loose cunt French kissed and thrusted at a good pace. Aria sits on her man and her “yes yes yes” moans are annoying, but her passion is imminent. She then gets backdoored while in doggystyle and she catches all of dude’s cum in her mouth – bravo to that.

 

In scene 2, a sexy blonde named Laurie Wallace and a good looking brunette named Leshelle get some girl on girl action. Leshelle is on her knees feasting on Laurie’s pussy while Laurie stands up. Leshelle pulls out a dildo to use on Laurie and then they switch and Laurie gets on her knees to lick and finger Leshelle. Laurie pulls out a dildo to use on Leshelle and the compacted scene just ends abruptly.

 

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In scene 3, the dirty mouthed foreign blonde Layla Jade oozes sex and gets down to business with her man. After her man eats her out, Layla devours her man’s cock. They get into doggystyle and the dirty talk exchanges. Layla then goes for a ride her man’s cock and dude unloads shortly after.

 

In scene 4, a cute faced blonde with weird looking titties named Velvet Rose spreads em wide to get her twat licked by her man. Velvet then gets on all fours to take the doggy treatment, but the dude is always pulling out and is inconsistent in his pace. The Whackman could tell the slut was faking her moans. She performed a nice blow job before gliding on dude’s cock while on top. They lacked chemistry…

 

In the final scene, a petite blonde sex kitten named Allysin Chains fills her mouth with her man’s small cock and has her eyes going in all directions, looking disinterested. Allysin is then hurricane tongued, but she is still looking around. Her pussy is jammed with cock and unfortunately she is lying like a fucking corpse. It’s apparent to The Whackman that the slut was just there for a paycheck. But the dude milks her for all her goods and puts some good wear and tear on the tramp’s cunt when she rides him and in doggy.

 

Porn Town USA was far from being The DVDShack’s dream place, but it wasn’t bad—it just wasn’t good either. It seemed that one of the two talents in each scene wasn’t as into it as the other, whether it be the dude or the chick and so they failed chemistry class. This unmemorable representation of the San Fernando Valley received 5 shots of juice unloaded by The DVDShack. Because it was based in the porn capital of the world, there were hotter whores and better dicks that should have received the casting call.

White Panty Chronicles 20

27. July 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Rain Productions is attempting to seduce The DVDShack with White Panty Chronicles 20. It sounds a little too softcore for The DVDShack, but The DVDShack hopes to be pleasantly surprised.

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A foxy latin chick with a bangin body named Olivia O’lovely goes through an interview to open up scene 1. Olivia then makes out with some wanna-be Fabio lookin dude (except with brown hair). She gets her twat eaten out and her fake tits stay in place; then she returns the favor, using her mouth and hands simultaneously. They get in 69 for a while, and then Olivia lies on her back to invite dude’s cock into her. She gets on top of dude to ride him nice and slow before sucking all of her pussy juice off of his cock. Olivia is pounded doggystyle and then sensually missionaried once again before it all ends well.

 

A decent looking blonde sex kitten named Laurie Wallace and a hotter looking blonde named Angel Cassidy get it on after a lengthy interview and photo shoot. It takes over 12 minutes for these bitches to finally do something meaningful. Laurie gets her twat feasted on first, and then hooks Angel up and they both look so fake. The music doesn’t help the mood either. The two whores continue to lick and play, but it’s not convincing. Their transitions sucked.

 

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Another uninteresting conversation opened up scene 3 and an old geezer was the lucky bloke who got to fuck with a milf blonde tramp named Brooke Hunter. It was easy to see that Brooke didn’t want to do this, but money talks. After getting eaten out by the creepy old dude, Brooke courageously wrapped her mouth around dude’s nasty cock. She then lied on her back to get injected with the small cock in a grandfather like pace. She then rides dude and tries to get it over with by talking dirty, but the old man has one more position in him (doggystyle) before he shoots out the load on her face.

 

White Panty Chronicles 20 is full of meaningless interviews and is has a softcore aura to it, just like The DVDShack suspected. The sluts casted were all decent looking, but this piece of crap movie is more like a fucking calendar spread than a porno. And the use of a cheap home video camera didn’t take to The DVDShack’s liking. 2 shots were unloaded from The DVDShack in a never-going-to-watch-again flick.

Sasha Grey, Debbie Does Blu-Ray and Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide

26. July 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

width="143" height="90" hspace="10" vspace="10" border="0" align=left> Another sizzling edition of The Blue Room this week including reviews of: Stimula – Tera Patrick has been blazing new ground and offering up unique discs with her label Teravision, Stimula takes an erotic look at the five senses including an extraordinarily inspired performance from the stunning Sasha Grey; Debbie Does Dallas…Again Blu-Ray – after a long delay we finally get to review one of the first adult releases in the Blu-Ray format; Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex – the second installment of Vivid Ed’s new series that will help you improve your sex IQ and be a better lover in bed. Other reviews in this week’s Blue Room include: Shane’s World College Amateur Tour 2: Midwest, Andrew Blakes’ Body Language, Wicked’s Crescendo 2012 and Zero Tolerance’s Face Invaders 2. Also this week we have an interview with Melissa Monet as part of Ravy’s article Women and Porn Today: Both Sides of the Camera. Be sure to also check out our Adult Review Database with over 6,969 adult DVD reviews and 430 gay DVD reviews.