It’s time for the bling and the bitches. Gentlemen Video’s Mr. Horsecock 3 is cruisin the streets and pickin up these whores and he’s fuckin em up left, right, over, under, and sideways. These whores better have a glass of water nearby because after this saddle ride, it’s gonna hurt oh so good.

Scene 1 opens up with a foul mouthed mature blonde named Chelsea Zinn giving some deep throat. Chelsea then gets pounded from underneath while beggin for the business—this bitch loves cock and has a passion that is rare in the business today—The DVDShack is lightweight attracted to this bitch. Chelsea’s fuck buddy feeds her the cock in multiple positions in a decent opening scene.

Scene 2 is a petite brunette named Lacy who probably gives the most lazy, boring blow job The DVDShack has witnessed; The DVDShack damn near fell asleep. Her tight pussy is finally penetrated deep by the monster cock, but Lacy is such a dead fuck that The DVDShack made a sandwich while watching this unexciting scene. A blow up doll would have made a better scene than this bitch (who didn’t even show The DVDShack a tit as a consolation prize).

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A decent looking blonde named Malory Knoxxx gave a similar bj to that of Lacy—dammit, who the fuck is casting these tramps? Malory then gets doggied from the thoroughbred cock and she shows a little more enthusiasm than the chick in the last scene which makes her performance at almost par. Malory is best when lying on her back, but both her and Lacy need to take notes from Chelsea.

A ménage et trois ensues between two ugly broads (an old wicked witch of the west lookin red head named Christina Noir and an out of shaped ebony chick named Shadow Cat) and an unlucky cock. The two sluts switch off sucking off the poor dude before the ebony humpback whale sits her thick self on his cock while the white chick licks dude’s balls. Christina gets the drillin doggy style while Shadow lip locks dude. Then, both chicks are on their backs to get a fair share of horsecock. Although they weren’t the easiest on the eyes, The DVDShack gives them a B+ for effort. If the ebony chick lost about 40lbs and little red riding hood put a bag over her face, it might have worked.

Mr. Horsecock 3 deserves some praise for not having a single piece of storyline to drag the movie because after Chelsea opened up in scene one, the rest of the movie was horse shit. Malory did alright in scene 3 and alright is a generous compliment. The casting fucking sucked in this waste of a goddam time movie and 2 shots were unloaded in a hesitant, head shaking kind of satisfaction.

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In Onyxxx Films Double Dipped 5, cocoa bitches take on huge chocolate night sticks; They’re long and strong and down to get the friction on. This is an all black, all double penetration, no-holes-barred fuck fest.

The thick Passion takes direction from the two dudes and stuffs her mouth with both dicks as she plays with her loose pussy to start things out. While choking on a dick, Passion rotates that big pretty ass of hers while getting doggied by the other dude. She then goes for a ride, while sucking on the other dudes cock. Then both dudes plug the one and two hole simultaneously. The two dudes look kind of lost with what positions to do next, but the bitch does a decent job of getting used like the whore she is.

Another thick bitch named Lola Lane and her huge saggy titties are up in scene 2. Lola rotates her overly salivated mouth on both cocks. Then she’s reared from one dude while she continues to slobber the other dude down. The two dudes switch positions and then Lola sits on one of them while the other dude watches. Then the other dude gets in on it and double dips the bitch.

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Some amazon looking beast named Kelly Rain and her sloppy body gets the business in the third scene. The DVShack has confirmed that these dudes fuck anything that walks. This bitch was so manly looking The DVShack couldn’t tell who was fucking who at times and it was a painful scene to sit through as it looks like two dudes banging a wild fucking boar.

In the final scene, two ghetto broads Suckable and Qali (the shorter nappy haired of the two) warm each other up before some dude gets in the mix. Qali works on his dick while Suckable ball juggles, then the tramps trade. Suckable is first to ride while Qali spectates. Then Qali 69’s him. Suckable goes back for another ride while Qali’s shy ass stays in the background. Qali finally gets doggied while sucking on a strap on that Suckable’s wearing. Qali takes the double dippin—dildo in ass while dick in pussy.

Double Dipped 5 was full of saggy titted ghetto broads with loose lips who had one thing goin for them—ass for weeks. It started off good with Passion, but steadily went downhill as each scene came and went. The DVDShack only fired 3 loads; none dedicated to scene three.

When a famous music star is accused of bumping-off her top rival, detectives question her and everyone else involved. The alibis are all too good; but The DVDShack will solve the mystery of the Ace In The Hole.

The amber haired cutie pie Gwen Summers gags on a cock to open up the movie. Gwen then sits her tight petite frame on her man’s cock and giggles her cute self like a little slutty schoolgirl. She gets on all fours to get reared in her neon pink pussy. Gwen lies on her back to get the continued pounding; her giggles, moans, and squeaks get The DVDShack off in a good opening scene.

Cute Asian Mia Smiles and good looking brunette Taylor Sinclair have a threesome with some lucky dude. Mia and Taylor simultaneously suck dude’s cock and then Taylor gets tittyfucked while having her pussy eaten out by Mia. After, Mia rides dude while Taylor sits on his face. Taylor and Mia trade off doggystyle positions with dude, and he moneyshots early (while growling) due to Mia’s glorious moaning.

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A delicate looking Envy Mi gets her shaved beaver tongue stroked and fingered by her man. Envy then performs a sensual blow job, taking it nice and slow. She sits on the arm of the couch to get thrusted and her white residue smothers her man’s cock, turning The DVDShack on. Envy gets it good from underneath and continues to bounce on that cock like a feen. This slut bends over to get doggied and her painful face expressions are so fucking hot.

While in jail, the stunning Czech Republican import Silvia Saint graces us with her cock sucking skills to begin the final scene. Silvia lies back on her bunk to get hurricane tongued by her man before she spreads her legs wide to get the deep dickin she craves. She rides her man reverse doggy, taking it up the crapper like the covergirl champ she is, before getting sidewayed—rolling with her man to the promise land.

Ace In The Hole did the fucking trick for The DVDShack. Its attempt to create a storyline was not half-ass bad and it was well casted. Every whore held their own and The DVDShack let out 9 healthy loads and wouldn’t mind watching this shit again on a rainy day.

Word around town is in Legend’s Funny Boners 3, these sluts don’t let a single man go home unsatisfied; they tease their men with a sexy strip show, waiting for those hard dicks to show through their jeans. Then they get on their knees, unzip, and let those monster rods loose! As if a hot, wet blowjob wasn’t enough to quench even the toughest guy’s thirst for sex, they even get on stage and let one after another fuck their tight pussies for all to see!

The sexy Latina Jennifer Luv leads off by getting on her knees to slob her man down before sitting onstage to get her pussy jabbed in front of the spectators. Jennifer then sits on her man and bounces nice and slow before holding onto the stripper pole to take it from behind (while standing up). She gets a well deserved spray in the face in the opening scene.

The cute Tory Freeland gets her cunt eaten out at a bar by some dude. Then Tory owns the dick with her mouth in a damn good blow job set. Tory’s panties get pulled to the side and her fuck buddy pounds her while she sits on a bar stool. She then turns around to get doggied and her begging for that dick turns The DVDShack on—this bitch has a perfect rack and it bounces beautifully. Tory works her fuck buddy when sitting on him and catches all his juice in her mouth. The Whackman applauds Tory.

A good looking foreign blonde named Luissa Rosso asks some dude if she can suck his dick—well, Yeah, you fucking slut! Luissa then gets eaten out before getting her twat plugged. She rides dude with passion and then receives some doggystyle treatment before getting loads dropped on her face. Her body didn’t compliment her face and needed a little toning.

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A gorgeous Brazilian slut named Luccia gets the business from her man. After getting her pussy feasted on, her little mouth is forced to take more dick then she can handle. Luccia has some huge knockers for a little girl. Her man stabs her in her twat and, to The DVDShack’s disappointment, this bitch is a dead fuck. Ain’t that about a bitch.

The Asian cutie Avena Lee goes backstage to get her shaved beaver and ass licked. Avena slobs her man down like a veteran and then lies on her back on a desk to get her pussy pounded. She turns around to get the continued treatment and slams her hand down on the desk to show her satisfaction. Avena takes it from underneath at a rigorous pace and her cunt gets worn and torn. Unfortunately, she didn’t seem to be as into it as dude, but all is well that ends well.

Funny Boners 3 was well casted as far as looks, but after the great start, it went stagnant. Just because a bitch looks good doesn’t mean a good fucking scene will take place—and that’s too fucking bad. The only explanation The DVDShack has is that the ugly men couldn’t turn these bitches on enough. Tory Freeland was professional about it and gets a standing O from The DVDShack; 6 loads total were fired off.