Amateur Auditions 3

30. April 2007 Categories Uncategorized | Comments Off

A little lopsided 2-scener from Multimedia Pictures for The DVDShack today entitled Amateur Auditions 3.

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First up in her first ever time fucking on film – a fact The DVDShack damn sure believes after seeing her in action – is lovely little Channel Lockett. Her bod is all natural, she’s totally shy, and when Rod Fontana fucks this little inexperienced bitch she takes it as best she can, which is kind of nervous and shit, but makes for some seriously hot first time porn. Sweet Channel almost can’t take it from behind, and the hot/shy moaning she delivers throughout her scene’ll damn sure get your goo flowin’.

And in a cumplete 180 scene 2 features porn whore Alysin Embers and her big fake misshapen sad looking implants that look so horribly wrong on her emaciated body. She gets her angry fuck on with some porn dude then makes him cum early, but they keep on goin’ at it till he brings Ms. Embers to climax. This hammered whore ain’t been an Amateur Anything in well over a fucking decade, but she is a whore, and her fucking’ll make it real easy for you to cum.

Amateur Auditions 3 started off real promising with that little vixen Channel, but that 2nd slut brought shame upon the whole Amateur Audition series. But nevertheless, The DVDShack’s sole concern is loads fired, series integrity 3rd, maybe 4th. The DVDShack shot 6 times to these 2 scenes, 4 of which belonged to Ms. Lockett.

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Pleasure Highway

28. April 2007 Categories Uncategorized | Comments Off

The DVDShack’s travelin’ down Legend’s Pleasure Highway today, and the view ain’t half fucking bad.

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First up is Harley Raine and her big fucking tits getting drilled atop a blanket out in the middle of a fucking desert. She’s got an incredible body and this bitch is pure sex, but her slow, sensual fucking couldn’t fully be enjoyed by The DVDShack ‘cause of the goddamn soundtrack!

2nd is Elle Devyne and Nikita Kash goin’ at in a lesbian lick fest that’s so hot it made The DVDShack fire 2 loads real fucking quick. These two love sucking titties, but the best part is when they’re sitting side by side rubbin’ each others clits. But again, the goddamn fucking music!

Then the loud soundtrack ruins yet another scene, this one featuring an oiled up blond Bobbie Barron taking the stick in a fucking barn. The sex don’t look all that good, but the way this hot bitch takes it got the cum flyin’ right the fuck outta The DVDShack.

Scene 4 kind of then bleeds into 2 others, first starting with a sexy blond getting fucked on a dirty sleeping bag in some crumbling old stone pool or something. The slow, dull condom sex is fucking stupid, then the shit quickly cuts to hot Gina Ryder taking it from behind. There’s no music here, so you get to actually hear how hot Gina’s moaning is, and she really lets loose when she takes it up her sweet ass. Then there’s a couple minutes of some Latin looking cooz vibing her pussy to finish things up.

 

Pleasure Highway’s production value is absolute shit, but the girls are all pieces of ass who someone as professional as The DVDShack would have no problem getting off to just by looking at naked stills of ‘em. 7 surprising loads were fired to this one.

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Lela Star, Nikki Nine and Tristan Taormino

27. April 2007 Categories Uncategorized | 0 Comments »

Another action packed edition of The Blue Room this week featuring reviews of: our spotlight title Slutty & Sluttier 2: Special Extended Edition – Manuel Ferrara shows why he’s now tops over at Evil Angel with a great cast of hot women and action that will please even the most discerning adult film fan; Black Worm from brand spanking new studio Pulpo, a studio working hard to make a name for themselves in the feature category; The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine – DVD Talk Forum member Nikki Nine may not be with Hustler any more but her latest release is worth checking out; Wicked’s Around The World In Seven Days Francois Clousot typically makes top level features, so it’s fun to see him run free and wild in a less structured film; Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide To Anal Sex – a smart and detailed guide for people interested in exploring this semi-taboo style of lovemaking. All this and our regular wrap up of all this week’s notable adult DVDs in The Blue Room. Be sure to also check out our Adult Review Database with over 6,500 adult DVD reviews and 340 all male reviews.

All Natural Nine

27. April 2007 Categories Uncategorized | Comments Off

All Natural Nine today, a bullshit little 3-scener from Rain Productions that The DVDShack had several issues with.

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Brandi Lyons and that slim little bod of her gets fucked first by trailer trash lookin’ Scott Lyons—hopefully no relation. He eats her box out on the patio, then she gives him a real boring blowjob. There’s a dog barking periodically throughout their subsequent fucking, it being its funniest when Scott is doing her doggy. The soundtrack is too goddamn loud, but that was okay ‘cause the only real cool thing about this standard scene is at the end when the director tells Brandi to play with the cum that’s just been shot on her asshole.

Scene 2 starts off with some real bad lighting, then after some stupid interviews some real hot, slow and motherfuckin’ sensual box licking takes place between English Zoe and sultry little fuck-slut Jezebelle Bond. These two go at it real hot and shit, gettin’ The DVDShack off solidly 3 fucking times. But again with the goddamn soundtrack drowin’ out the hot lesbo noise. FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Scene 3 then finishes up none too bad with cute blacky Cashmere taking the white cock of Steve Taylor. Horrible camera work start this shit off, The DVDShack only gettin’ to look at some black ass through most of the BJ. The sex is kind of clumsy but kind of damn good at the same time, but the money shot really pissed The DVDShack off. When Steve blows “Cashmere” turns her face away from the goo, taking most of it on her tits. That’s fucking bullshit, Cashmere! Take that shit on your mothfucking face next time!! The DVDShack has no patience for this kind of bush league shit!!!

The DVDShack can see how some could tell All Natural Nine to go fuck itself, but that lesbian scene is one for the goddamn books. This so-so title is worth it just for that!

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Six In One 2

26. April 2007 Categories Uncategorized | Comments Off

Pure Filth Productions’ Six In One 2 is just that: pure motherfuckin’ filth. Good thing for The DVDShack that The DVDShack’s favorite kind of porn is the purely filthy kind.

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Scene 1’s got this plain looking Latin snatch that has some of the biggest saucer nipples The DVDShack’s ever seen! Like the title states she takes on 6 Spanish boys at once, at one point ripping off her panty hose to take the first cock. After a wicked funny disclaimer saying that the producers of this scene had to change locations to a nearby park after getting hassled by cops, the mad fucking continues. There’s the anal, the DP action, and at the end they all cum all over her. It was pretty damn glorious.

Scene 2’s got this exotic – maybe Asian? – looking bitch taking on 6 shaved and buff dudes. She’s got a little set of tits but that don’t stop her from getting penetrated in every conceivable fucking way. And at the goddamn beautiful end after getting cum the fuck all over, this sick bitch smears those 6 different sets of seed all over her aforementioned small tits. Girl from scene 2, you are a whore. The DVDShack was impressed.

Six In One 2 then kind of drops off with its final scene. This weird looking blond bitch takes on the 6 cocks, but she ain’t much of a noise maker, even when she’s taking a good size cock up her crapper. The DVDShack needs to hear ya, baby! This cunt phones this “performance” in.

 

All in fucking all Six In One 2 does give off a serious half-ass vibe, The DVDShack felt it, but there’s some solid whacking material here.

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