Skin Tight’s trying to slide a couple by The WhackMan today with Chunky Cheerleaders 2, a so-so flick that has some decent highs coupled with some horrid fucking lows.

Malorie Marx is an okay looking Latin chick with a decent body. She could tighten up a bit, but ain’t anywhere near “chunky”. She sucks cock like she wants to do it for a living, then dives into gettin’ fucked by Mark Wood with the kind of reckless abandon that makes The WhackMan’s fucking day. The hot moaning coming outta her whore mouth got The WhackMan off twice. Damn fine job, Malorie.

Scene 2 features Jeremy Steele taking it to this tubby cheerleader bitch. Now this bitch is fat, and throughout the course of the scene Mr. Steele takes every opportunity to remind her of it. It’s damn funny, but what is no laughing matter is how Jeremy loses his erection while fucking this tubby bitch. The WhackMan can understand, but, “Mr. Steele”, you are supposed to be a professional, just like The WhackMan. Fix that shit!

Scene 3 starts off with Jeremy and the beautiful Lauren Smith. They’re supervising two fat cheerleader bitches while they workout topless. After that funny shit the hot black Nika Chanel gets a good white dickin’ from Jeremy. The sex is pretty hot, so much so that 2 more of The WhackMan’s loads fired real nice and good.

And the last scene is complete dogshit. This old fat bitch and this other old fat fuck go at each other in a real sad way. This middle-aged fuck has one pathetic little dick. It didn’t even look like he was hard the entire time. Scene 4 pissed The WhackMan off something fierce.

Scenes 2 & 4 are awful. 1 & 3 got it goin’ on. But the terms of The WhackMan’s contract stipulates in triplicate that The WhackMan “judge the ‘films’ as a whole”.

4 loads blown to Chunky Cheerleaders 2.

Skin Tight’s trying to slide a couple by The DVDShack today with Chunky Cheerleaders 2, a so-so flick that has some decent highs coupled with some horrid fucking lows.

Malorie Marx is an okay looking Latin chick with a decent body. She could tighten up a bit, but ain’t anywhere near “chunky”. She sucks cock like she wants to do it for a living, then dives into gettin’ fucked by Mark Wood with the kind of reckless abandon that makes The DVDShack’s fucking day. The hot moaning coming outta her whore mouth got The DVDShack off twice. Damn fine job, Malorie.

Scene 2 features Jeremy Steele taking it to this tubby cheerleader bitch. Now this bitch is fat, and throughout the course of the scene Mr. Steele takes every opportunity to remind her of it. It’s damn funny, but what is no laughing matter is how Jeremy loses his erection while fucking this tubby bitch. The DVDShack can understand, but, “Mr. Steele”, you are supposed to be a professional, just like The DVDShack. Fix that shit!

Scene 3 starts off with Jeremy and the beautiful Lauren Smith. They’re supervising two fat cheerleader bitches while they workout topless. After that funny shit the hot black Nika Chanel gets a good white dickin’ from Jeremy. The sex is pretty hot, so much so that 2 more of The WhackMan’s loads fired real nice and good.

And the last scene is complete dogshit. This old fat bitch and this other old fat fuck go at each other in a real sad way. This middle-aged fuck has one pathetic little dick. It didn’t even look like he was hard the entire time. Scene 4 pissed The DVDShack off something fierce.

Scenes 2 & 4 are awful. 1 & 3 got it goin’ on. But the terms of The DVDShack’s contract stipulates in triplicate that The DVDShack “judge the ‘films’ as a whole”.

4 loads blown to Chunky Cheerleaders 2.

Pure Filth is livin’ up to its name today by bringing The DVDShack Girl Bang, a damn fine lesbian orgy lick fest that’ll leave you wanting more and more and FUCKING MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 bitches are gettin’ their freak on in this luscious dyke inferno. This flick features all kinds of glorious shit: nipples fucking vaginas, hard finger banging, vibrators and dildos, tons of fucking muff diving, 69 action, and plenty of – what The DVDShack fell particularly in love with – the filthy dirty girl talk. These bitches prove pretty conclusively that they don’t necessarily need the cack, but The DVDShack got the feeling that if one was there these wild bitches would’ve eaten the fuck out of it. And The DVDShack does literally mean “eat”. They probably would’ve bitten that shit off, divided it up, then drank it down with a nice Merlot.

Girl Bang has got all the lesbian action you can handle, but it drifts and drags at points, but what holds it to-fucking-gether is the fact that there are ten exposed breasts at all times. The DVDShack blasted 7 pearly loads to it. It’s worth your fucking time.

Fucking fucking Filmco and their prego bitches in Ready to Drop 34. The DVDShack’s never been a real fan of this sick shit, however The DVDShack is a tireless professional, so here we fucking go.

Up first is an okay looking big-busted non-prego blond bitch who eats out a dark haired ready to motherfuckin’ drop bitch. Her belly jiggles and jangles all over the fucking place, then she bangs her friend with a green vibrator with a light on the end of it, and even fucks her doggy with a strap-on. ‘A’ for motherfuckin’ effort, scene 1.

2^nd is this good-lookin’ Asian bitch who ruined her sweet little body by gettin’ knocked up. She gets her suck and fuck on like she don’t have a care in the world. The DVDShack likes that kind of enthusiasm.

And the last bitch has got a massive belly and so does her bloated dude. She proceeds to administer one shitty fucking blowjob, then after some dull doggy, homeboy oils the pig up so well that she’s forced to jerk him off onto her tits. Yawn.

The couple times Ready to Drop 34 got The DVDShack off were good solid loads, but The DVDShack felt REAL guilty about it. Fuck this prego shit, and as is becoming a recurring theme with you, Filmco, FUCK YOU!

Visual Images is lettin’ The DVDShack get his Anal on today with All About Ass 10, a phoned-in production that is as mediocre as they cum.

Goofy looking blond Julie Night takes it up her crapper first. She warms her hole up with a dildo, gets face fucked, then her dude goes straight to her ass. There are some decent gaping shots and at one point this fuck even spits in her ass for some additional lube. You gotta do wha’ chu gotta do, main…

Ruby is up next. Darren James and his black thunder stick go right up this bitches ass, but Ruby can’t take it very fast. She likes it slow, and keeps a running vibrator wand on her clit 90% of the time. This scene was real… fucking… slow… but The DVDShack has always loved when a bitch tells her dude how to do it. Rock the fuck on Ruby!

Skinny black white-girl soundin’ Mandy Malone is 3^rd. Mark Wood gives it to her up her crapper and she loves it. She takes it as fast and hard as if it were going up her pussy. And The DVDShack loved the way she squealed.

Last it Austin O’Riley and her pornstar body. It’s Mark Wood’s turn again and after getting a nice blowjob he boards the A-Train. He gives it to her hard and hits all the positions, but their scene was just lacking that oh… I don’t know what. Whatever…

This porn will get the loads outta ya but is in no way a memorable flick. The DVDShack’s already forgotten its name, and ain’t gonna scroll to top of the page to find out what it is, nor is The DVDShack gonna cast The DVDShack’s eyes up the few degress it’d take to bring box cover into The DVDShack’s line of sight.